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    Mergers and Acquisitions, Part I

    Kristen had just moved to Chicago a few months ago to take a job with
    a large law firm specializing in corporate takeovers, pulling down
    $160,000 a year. 25 and fresh out of Harvard Law School, she fit the
    aggresive Type-A power woman mold to the T. 5'7", 120 lbs, blonde and
    tanned, she could often be found strutting around the financial
    district in pinstripe power skirtsuits and high heels. At night, if
    she wasn't working late on a deal, she could be found in the VIP
    section of various local clubs, sipping on Grey Goose at $400 a bottle
    before taking a lucky guy back to her River North high-rise condo.
    She'd been East Coast old money all her life, and had been marching
    down a path she'd been groomed for since birth.

    Bridget couldn't hardly have come from a more different background.
    She came from a blue-collar family of meat packers that got hit hard
    when the Union Stockyards closed down. Growing up in Canaryville on
    Chicago's South Side, the 5'3", 110lb redhead depended on her
    scrappiness to make it through her public school years. Nevertheless,
    she was extremely smart, and earned a full ride to college to study
    Finance. She was accepted early into UChicago Business School, and
    at age 23 had just started a $120,000 a year job at a major investment
    bank, working on takeover defenses. Nevertheless, she never forgot
    where she came from, she continued to live in her Canaryville home to
    take care of her three younger siblings.

    It was inevitable that Kristen and Bridget would meet, since they
    worked on opposite sides of the takeover table for the giants of their
    industry, both of whom had space in the same office tower. At first
    they barely noticed each other, since neither were the principals on
    the deals they would work on. As both gained more experience though,
    they would find themselves head to head more often. Kristen knew that
    she had 4 inches on Bridget naturally, and would always wear her
    highest heels and the shortest skirts she could get away with to
    emphasize her long legs and tower over Bridget in meetings. What
    Bridget lacked height, however, she made up for below her neck.
    Bridget sported a generous and surprisingly firm pair of 34DDs on her
    chest, which dwarfed Kristen's toned but lesser 32Cs. To emphasize
    this, she wore the tightest blouses she could find, and undid the top
    three buttons, giving the impression that her top was about to burst
    at the seams.

    One night, Kristen and Bridget were both working late in their offices
    on the same matter, Kristen was representing a large software giant
    that was looking at a hostile takeover a smaller competitor with some
    valuable intellectual property; the smaller company had engaged
    Bridget's bank to assist with the defense. They had been in meetings
    with each other all day, as as such were dressed in their full battle
    outfits. As Bridget went to leave for the night at about 1am, she was
    startled to open her office door and find Kristen standing there,
    towering over Bridget with her 4" heels.

    "Can't believe you're still here, with my client's money and
    resources, your little outfit doesn't stand a chance. Save your time
    and go back to slums," Kristen said with contempt.

    "And how about that pharmaceutical giant, and that Japanese carmaker
    before that. I'm pretty sure their targets are still independent, and
    they had more money than your Microsoft wannabe," Bridget retorted.

    "You cheated! Snuck poison pill language into the Articles of
    Incorporation that would have made the company worthless if we bought
    it!" Kristen was getting extremely aggravated now.

    "The judge didn't seem to think it was cheating! And it seems that
    not even your repeated bending over the plantiff's table could
    convince him otherwise!"

    SMACK! Kristen blindsided with a brutal open-handed slap from the
    right. Bridget though was used to getting in fights, and knew that
    massive early retaliation was the way to end this quickly. She struck
    quickly with a big sweep of the right leg, catching Kristen right
    behind the knee and knocking her to the ground. She stepped forward
    and planted her left high heel right on Kristen's solar plexus. For
    the first time, she looked down at Kristen.

    "You fucking bitch!," Kristen tried to cry, struggling with Bridget's
    foot on her chest, "I ought to call the police, except that means I
    won't be able to kick your ass!"

    "Lot of talk coming from someone stuck on the floor. Maybe you should
    go squeal, it'll..."

    Bridget was abruptly cutoff as Kristen, having caught her breath,
    reached up, grabbed Bridget's foot, and gave it a vicious twist at the
    ankle. Bridget lost her balance, and toppled to the ground. Right as
    Kristen was about to roll over and pin Bridget to the ground, they
    heard the sound of a janitor's floor buffer down the hall. Both
    rolled to their feet, and attempted to straighten their suits and
    blouses.

    "Look, this isn't over, just because we got interrupted here," Kristen said.

    "Hell no it ain't!" Bridget yelled, slipping back into her South Side
    dialect from growing up. "There's this place way down South, where
    83rd Street hits the lake. There used to be a big steel plant there,
    but no one has been there since this big music festival last summer.
    It's big, open, and deserted"

    "And how do I know you won't jump me on the way there, you cheating cunt!"

    "There's a hole in the North side of the fence we use to get in and
    out. From there, you'll be able to see me standing in a streetlight,
    waiting in plain sight to kick your skinny little ass! 1 hour from
    now, 2am."

    Kristen agreed, and the two left for home to prepare. Bridget went
    home to Canaryville and had to sneak into the house so as not to wake
    her younger siblings. She crept up to her room, hung up her work
    clothes, and sat naked on her bed deciding what to wear for the fight.
    She decided to play to her roots, and put on a white underwire bra,
    low-cut white wifebeater, black thong, cutoff jean shorts and a pair
    of beat up Chuck Taylors. Frugal from growing up poor, she took a bus
    to the lake shore site. As she rode, everyone else lucky enough to be
    on the bus at that time couldn't help ogling the cleavage that was
    barely contained by her wifebeater.

    Kristen meanwhile went back to her condo and stared out the window,
    looking at the skyline and deciding what to wear. In the end, she
    changed into an all black designer-label outfit of a compression tank,
    no bra, thong, tiny workout short and sneakers. She took a taxi cab
    down to the designated area, as she didn't feel comfortable riding the
    bus through some of the not as good neighborhoods that it would pass
    through. She found the hole in the fence, just where it was
    described, and peered through to find Bridget standing there in the
    flickering orange street light. She climbed through and stood face to
    face with Bridget.

    Bridget stepped forward until she was toe to toe with Kristen. Behind
    a stone-faced glare, she said, "we fight until you quit or can't fight
    any more."

    Kristen quickly retorted, "well, in that case we're not stopping,
    because you're gonna be the one submitting. Unless, of course, I
    knock your cow-titted ass out first."

    "Just try it bitch!" Bridget said as she backed up and clenched her
    fists, readying herself for Kristen's attack. Just like at work,
    Bridget was a defensive specialist at heart, and would be looking to
    take advantage of Kristen's mistakes.

    Kristen immediately put up her fists in a mid-level guard at about
    shoulder-level and rotated on to the balls of her feet. Bridget
    didn't recognize this clear sign that Kristen has had some MMA
    training, she sprung forward and stung Bridget with two quick left
    jabs to the cheek. Kristen followed this up with a snap quick to
    Bridget's right side that caused her to stumble back a few steps.
    Before Bridget knew what was happening, Kristen had Bridget's head
    down in a clinch and began driving her huge knees into Bridget's
    oversized tits, knocking them right out of their underwires.

    Bridget grimaced with each shot, if she didn't figure something out in
    a hurry, this fight would be over before she even landed a single
    shot. As she was getting rocked by knee after knee though, she
    noticed something, Kristen's clinch had brought her kidney within
    striking distance of Bridget's fists. Swinging her whole body,
    Bridget swung both fists and, one after the other, hammered them into
    Kristen's kidneys.

    Kristen immediately recoiled in extreme pain from Bridget's kidney
    shots. Bridget, not quite having recovered enough strength to land
    fully upright, launched headfirst at Kristen. Her spear hit Kristen
    right in the abdomen, sending both women hard to the ground. Bridget
    was on top however, and she quickly took advantage of this to grab
    Kristen by center of the shirt with her left hand while using her
    right to hammer the other woman in the face. Cuts quickly formed over
    both of Kristen's eyes, and she was blinded by the blood that began to
    run down into them.

    Now Kristen was in trouble. She started thrashing around, all her MMA
    training going out the window once she could no longer see her
    opponent. She began to fear that all hope of winning was lost.
    However, in an ironic twist, her fates top when her compression top
    tore at the back, leaving her topless but giving Bridget nothing to
    grab on top. She quickly kicked her legs straight out, hitting
    Bridget in the torso and sending her backwards. Kristen got up,
    rubbed the blood out of her eyes, and stood there topless, ready for
    round two with Bridget.




    Sorry for ending here. I've started a lot of stories that have sat on
    my hard drive half finished, so I promised I would post whatever I
    finished by the end of this plane ride. I'm going to post the rest
    regardless of feedback (well, not totally regardless), but I would
    appreciate any commentary.

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    Re: Mergers and Acquisitions, Part I

    Excellent writing. It's of a quality that is rarely seen here these days.

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    Re: Mergers and Acquisitions, Part I

    Wow, very nice story, please post the second part soon!

    Very much liked the build-up, two very different characters clashing. The fight going back and forth and getting more and more viscious.

    Can't wait to see them rip their tits off and the loser getting gang-banged by the janitors. Or anything else you've planned for the second part of the story :-)

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    Re: Mergers and Acquisitions, Part I

    The kind of story that I like, two women that hate each other meeting in a no holds barred battle with no one to interupt them. Your set up and descriptions of the fighters is great. I like that they start dressed and then lose there clothes during the fight. A very good start and I am looking forward for the continuation of the story.

    Myfordi

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    Re: Mergers and Acquisitions, Part I

    Nice start and build-up ... looking fwd to a rough catfight with some dirty humiliation for the loser ... winks! :-)

    Meaow
    Jessie
    A straight bitch is just one who hasn't tasted pussy yet!

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    Re: Mergers and Acquisitions, Part I

    In a merger, two companies combine to form one company. In an acquisition, one company or investor group buys another. Companies merge for strategic reasons to improve overall performance of the merged firm through cost savings, eliminating overlapping operations, improving purchasing power, increasing market share, or reducing competition. Desired company growth, broadened product lines, and the rapid acquisition of new markets, technology, or management skills are other motives. Another motive for merging is financial restructuring—cutting costs, selling off units, laying off employees, and refinancing the company to increase its value to stockholders.

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    Re: Mergers and Acquisitions, Part I

    In my experience, companies are more successful in mergers and acquisitions imaa-institute.org/post-merger-integration-key-successful-ma/ when they apply the same focus, consistency and professionalism to it, as stated in the imaa institute. This requires building four institutional capabilities that are often neglected: thematic involvement in M&A, buyer reputation management, strategic vision validation, and management of synergy objectives throughout the M&A life cycle. This approach to mergers and acquisitions transforms them from a tactical necessity focused on risk management to a strategic opportunity that provides a competitive advantage that others would find difficult to replicate.

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